Eat your hearts out, Oklahoma-based assholes: gay marriage is allowed under tribal law and there’s nothing you can do about it. Unless, I guess, you’re part of the Arapaho or Cheyenne nations (and are an asshole). Whatever, this is great.
Usually I’m not very happy to report on the LGBT-related political landscape in my city, but today is not one of those times. Best of luck to Judge Key in his reelection campaign.
Adventures in hilarious alarmism #1: OMGWTF WHY IS NOBODY IN JAPAN HAVING SEX ANYMORE.
Adventures in hilarious alarmism #2: WE ARE BRINGING AN INSTANT STD TEST TO MARKET FOR ALL THOSE SLUTTY KIDS OUT THERE. Comments on the Jezebel write-up are gold.
I know this is a lot to ask, but can we just…not care about other people’s sex lives unless we are somehow involved in them? No? Oh well, it was a nice thought.
Featured image is part of the “Get Yourself Tested” campaign. Find out more here or at your friendly neighborhood sexual wellness clinic.