
OPERATION PI: NOTES ON THE BI AGENDA VOTE
After deep thought, debate, laughter, tears, and broken friendships the die has been cast, the 779 votes are in. This is our mission. The Bisexual Agenda “ Orgies for everyone” came in strong at 32.3%, followed closely by “ruining heterosexual and gay marriage simultaneously” at 29.1%. If we are efficient …

BISEXUAL AGENDA: CLASSIFIED
Dear bisexuals, pansexuals, and fellow fluid queermos, You know I love you. I love you all so much, but it’s time for that love to get tough. We need to talk about the bisexual agenda. Lately, we’ve been letting our brothers and sisters at the gay agenda outshine us, to …